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Madi here. 18yo. From Michigan, United States. Overly excited about absolutely everything.

nohetero-superpotterlock:

good thing harry potter didnt choose slytherin

(Source: sebastianstoned, via another-shout-into-the-void)

— 5 hours ago with 57036 notes
meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.

See this.

Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

(via another-shout-into-the-void)

— 5 hours ago with 263404 notes

christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.

(via emilyannekayde)

— 6 hours ago with 20005 notes

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

image

(via therapy-with-the-devil)

— 6 hours ago with 525976 notes

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

image

(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo, via therapy-with-the-devil)

— 6 hours ago with 340128 notes
hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

hartbigcanon:

Honestly Cosmo, I came out to have a good time and I’m feeling so attacked right now.

(via therapy-with-the-devil)

— 6 hours ago with 95133 notes

west side story

anita:he killed ur fucking brother u shithead
maria:ya but have u SEEN that ass
— 6 hours ago with 15927 notes

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via what-the-sith)

— 6 hours ago with 58376 notes
"w is not a vowel"
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via what-the-sith)

— 6 hours ago with 49621 notes

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

(via therapy-with-the-devil)

— 6 hours ago with 53807 notes

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

(via rneerkat)

— 6 hours ago with 132139 notes